Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
Hey. Hey. Just wanted to let tumblr know that John Travolta doesn’t have dyslexia. His wife, Kelly Preston, confirmed it, and mentioned that his mispronunciation (I’m being generous) of Idina Menzel’s name was apparently due to a teleprompter issue.
Here’s the link: